I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
i out mim tonsoeep
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