I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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