I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
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