She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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