People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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