We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
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i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
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I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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