Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
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Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
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I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
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