haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
i came on her dog
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yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
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A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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