Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.