okay pat passed out under dana's car
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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