i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
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He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
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I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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