hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
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He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
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She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
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