i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
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