Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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