I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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