? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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