your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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