what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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