She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
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When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
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Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
My Sexting was not on an AP level
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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