So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
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i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
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Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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