This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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