Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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