Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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