i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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