Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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