Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
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