i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.