That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
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I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
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Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches