I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
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