I'm eating all of the evidence.
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
Reason #3 women are better than men: texting and peeing simultaneously. Write THAT in the fucking snow.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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