In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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