Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
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