You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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