Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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