Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
I'm timing the release of my poops to the sound of the machine gun from the video game he's playing in the living room.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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