Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
Randomize
