I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
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