your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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