Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
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At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
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u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
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