4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
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