It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
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