Pappa wants mamma naked
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
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passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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