dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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