Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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