Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
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