Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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