You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
My friend wants your phone number so you can teach her how to take a beer bong. She saw you doing them last night and got jealous.
Just tell her to open her throat. I don't want to talk to anyone who is jealous of someone who woke up this morning with a cat in their shirt as a result of that glorious beer bonging skill.
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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