Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
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he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
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Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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