If i could tip my vagina, i would.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
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I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
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THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
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