i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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