no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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