I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Randomize
