Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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